This One's For the English-speaking Non-Malaysian Readers

02 June 2008 | Hisham | | Food, Humour

... all 3 or so of them.

Uh.... right.


31 May 2008 | sila | | Food, Humour, Recent News

And I say it again...WTF?? This creature has been wandering the backyards of our neighborhood in the last few weeks. Where did it come from? Why is it here? Why hasn't it been caught and made into dinner????? It's pooping on our driveway, big old tahi ayam crap! Whose up for a good chase? Grrrrrr...

Chicken in the backyard
Close Up of said chicken

As a consequence, we had to stop putting out birdseed for the birds and squirrels since this chicken was taking advantage of it. Grrrrrr


I'd Pay Good Money To See This TV Show

06 May 2008 | Hisham | | Humour, Misc Sci-Fi, Trawling The Net, TV

So anyway, to cut things short io9 pitched in jest the idea for Star Trek: Captain Wesley Crusher, Starfleet Investigative Services starring Wil Wheaton. Here's an excerpt: Yes, the much maligned ensign should be brought back as the captain of a Starfleet science vessel that warps around the Alpha Quadrant solving mysteries for the Federation. Think of it as CSI . . . in space!

Wil says, "Thanks, but I think I'll pass."

Which is the title of his blog post.

But then, I got to thinking.

CSI... in space!

Well, thinking led to another thing and, voila...

Do a google search on Wheaton + clown + sweater.

It wasn't easy coming up with the script. It took me almost 6 hours to come up with something I was moderately satisfied with.


ƃolq ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo pǝddılɟ ǝʌ,ı

08 April 2008 | Hisham | | Humour, Trawling The Net

˙ʞuıɥʇ noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ǝɯ ʇǝl ¿ɹǝʇʇǝq uıɐɹq ɹnoʎ oʇ ʍolɟ poolq dlǝɥ oʇ ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ sǝlɔıʇɹɐ ǝɹoɯ ǝldnoɔ ɐ ǝʇıɹʍ ǝqʎɐɯ ¿ʇɐɥʍ ɹo pǝʇɹǝʌuı ƃolq ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐǝl ı plnoɥs ¿ʞuıɥʇ ǝldoǝd noʎ op ʇɐɥʍ os ˙uʍop ǝpısdn ǝuıɟ ǝq llıʍ ƃolqǝʍ ǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ı ǝloɥʍ ǝɥʇ uo ʇnq ˙ʎɹʇuǝ sıɥʇ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝlıɥʍ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op puɐ ǝsıɔɹǝxǝ plnoɔ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ sı ʇı ʇnoqɐ ǝpısdn ǝɥʇ ˙ɹǝʌo pǝddılɟ ǝq oʇ ʇı ɹoɟ ʇɥƃıɹ sı ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ ǝqʎɐɯ ˙ƃolq ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝƃuɐɥɔ ɐ ɹoɟ ǝɯıʇ s,ʇı ʞuıɥʇ ı ʇı ʇnoqɐ ƃuıʞuıɥʇ ǝɯıʇ ǝɯos ɹǝʇɟɐ



Stay In School, Kids

01 March 2008 | Hisham | | Humour
Random find in the internets

At least he found x.


Posted Without Comment

13 January 2008 | Hisham | | Humour
Best animated gif evah

Football Season has begun (American Football)

08 September 2007 | sila | | Humour

Oh dear, oh dear. What shall I do? We are at the point in the year where the NFL season (first official game was last night, Saints @ Colts) overlaps with the MLB season. Cubs and the Bears both will be playing! Vin is very happy! Me?? Sports overload!

Help!!! Tolong!! Ayuda me!!

The beginning of football season
Sila takes a big hit! 2 sports to watch at once!

*pictures taken in LA at Universal Studios last year


Fantastic Four: Meme Redux

11 July 2007 | Hisham | | Friends, Humour

Another meme arrives and since my fellow bloggenstein who happens to also be my sister has tagged me... Wait, are there any rules about tagging your fellow blogmate based in the same weblogsite? No matter. I shall give this meme a whatfor like it's never been given a whatfor before.

A blog whatfor!

A blorgthwthfor!


Fantastic Four: A Meme

10 July 2007 | sila | | Humour

Since Selena (my preciousssssss pearl from PlanetKambing) tagged me for this, I figured I should get to it before I start procrasssstinating! Before any Silver Surfers start rising, here goes:


You Rolled Poorly

11 May 2007 | Hisham | | Humour, Role Playing Games

Some weeks ago I wrote an entry on role-playing game motivational posters. Last night I discovered a website that allows you create your own by uploading your own pictures and entering your own lines of text. (Doesn't even have to be about RPGs, even.) So here we are with my own RPG motivational poster.


Away For The Weekend Again

30 March 2007 | Hisham | | Humour, Recent News, Trawling The Net

We'll be heading out to Ain's parents this weekend to attend a wedding. Tok & Opah Irfan will also we joining us tomorrow there, then they'll be heading back with us to Kuala Lumpur via the Gua Musang road, which they've never been before. Hope to show them some sights there on our way back.

We'll be back Monday, according to schedule. So here's the last post from me in the month of March, a great blog entry I found on FraudWasteAbuse, "Why Men Are Never Published On Dear Abby":

Dear Abby,

I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Meanwhile Out On An Aircraft Carrier...

18 March 2007 | Hisham | | Humour, Trawling The Net

Awesomeness, is all.

I want one. A VF-1S, if possible

Found on the RPG.Net forums.


Another Suitor For Lily

08 March 2007 | Hisham | | Humour, Recent News

Young Tiger Lily Belle, who just meowed her way into Sila & Vin's household, already has suitors apparently. You can get the details from Sila later, about the poet and the two-timer.

I would like to suggest another candidate for Lily.

A powerful sandcat.

From Arrakis.

The Shai-Hulud:


Kneel Before Bill Cosby

22 February 2007 | Hisham | | Humour
So there I was watching Superman 2 (the theatrical Richard Lester version, not the brand new DVD release of Richard Donner's version) and I just realised that when the good General said the iconic line, "Kneel before Zod!!!" he really meant kneel before Bill Cosby, which is pretty cool.
Shenanigans in Perry's office

Stuck in the Jam: A Matter of Taste

04 December 2006 | Hisham | | Artwork, Humour

Whee! A webcomic!

Based on a true story, even.

Which happened earlier today.


sudo apt-get install linux joke

06 November 2006 | Hisham | | Humour, Linux, Trawling The Net

Before the Deepavali-Aidilfitri vacation I had zero experience working with a Linux machine. Some time fiddling about with Ubuntu in Pasir Mas changed that. (Not by much, but some.)

I wouldn't have understood this joke before three weeks ago, so don't feel bad if you don't get it. When I saw this one on it really cracked me up. I have no clue who made this or where it originated, though.

Look I made a Linux joke

Updated: The webcomic is xkcd is now among the webcomics links found in the left column of this weblog's frontpage.


Lando Pulls a Marvin Gaye

12 August 2006 | Hisham | | Humour, Star Wars

I rarely post YouTube links here. But this one is somewhat hilarious I just had to give it its own entry for posterity's sake.

Let's Get It On
This is a conjectural scene that took place in the hangar bay of the Home One before the Battle of Endor in Return of the Jedi.

Click here to view it.


Not Really The Dark Side, But Still Evil

01 August 2006 | Hisham | | Humour, Star Wars

Okay, I'm just gonna post this... because I can.

This means evil death for us all, I expect.

As found at the forums. Apparently, it's a photoshop, but it's still worth a chuckle or two. But if your sanity is still up for another one, I have to say this one is definitely NOT a photoshop.


Hishgraphics Is Under Monster Attack!

11 April 2006 | Hisham | | Humour, Trawling The Net
Click on this link to witness the onslaught upon our website.


Aragorn of Pals For Life Guild

31 March 2006 | Hisham | | Humour, Trawling The Net

It's unknown to me who made this image, but everytime I look at it I have to at least stifle a laugh... because the way Aragorn rushes into combat almost without warning is nearly similar to how that fateful battle began at Blackrock Spire. Unfortunately not everyone will get the joke. Just you MMORPG jocks.